Carpenter, The Review

Carpenter, The came out in 1989 and was directed by the ever-loathsome David Wellington. We have used science (and possibly the box cover) to determine that this movie fits perfectly into the "horror" genre.

During the time we had our polls open, 179 puss-filled viewers just like you weighed in on Carpenter, The. 107 of 'em thought it was great! 72 thought it was shit. Takes all kinds.

This is a Dave and Jim's B-Movie Review. This review was written some time between 1996 and 2001. Once you've sucked the marrow from this one, you can head back to the full list to pick another review for savoring. Do it again and again.

Dave's Review

Seemed rather uneventful considering its Unrated rating and violent cover. Don't be expecting a slaughter-fest.

Dave broke it down like so: Technology: 7 Action: 7 Nudity: 1 Coolness: 8 Badguys: 8 Gore: 7 Shock: 5 Dialog: 6 Post-Nuke?: N Music: 5 Plot: 7 Length: Short Overall: 6

Jim's Review

This is a movie for a man who likes his tools.

Jim broke it down like so: Technology: 6 Action: 5 Nudity: 1 Coolness: 7 Badguys: 8 Gore: 6 Shock: 4 Dialog: 7 Post-Nuke?: N Music: 5 Plot: 4 Length: Short Overall: 6