Wombling Free Review

Wombling Free came out in 1977 and was directed by the ever-flamboyant Lionel Jeffries. We have used science (and possibly the box cover) to determine that this movie fits perfectly into the "Endless Horror!" genre.

During the time we had our polls open, 170 cunty viewers just like you weighed in on Wombling Free. 106 of 'em thought it was great! 64 thought it was shit. Takes all kinds.

This is a Dave and Jim's B-Movie Review. This review was written some time between 1996 and 2001. Once you've sucked the marrow from this one, you can head back to the full list to pick another review for savoring. Do it again and again.

Dave's Review

We did not just put '0's in all of the categories to be funny. This movie went above and beyond earning every one of them. We soon found ourselves playing our new game of WombleBall. The rules are simple: keep the tape from your side of the floor. Mostly it just involves kicking the tape around a lot. Violently.

Dave broke it down like so: Technology: 0 Action: 0 Nudity: 0 Coolness: 0 Badguys: 0 Gore: 0 Shock: 0 Dialog: 0 Post-Nuke?: N Music: 0 Plot: 0 Length: Short Overall: 0

Jim's Review

We have decided that this movie is worse than Robochick and Stripped To Kill 2. It is officially the Worst Movie Ever! The second the movie was over, we threw it to the ground, sang Mexican music, and stomped on it!

Jim broke it down like so: Technology: 0 Action: 0 Nudity: 0 Coolness: 0 Badguys: 0 Gore: 0 Shock: 0 Dialog: 0 Post-Nuke?: N Music: 0 Plot: 0 Length: Short Overall: 0