Surf Nazis Must Die Review

Surf Nazis Must Die came out in 1987 and was directed by the ever-goat-fucking Peter George II. We have used science (and possibly the box cover) to determine that this movie fits perfectly into the "Surf Nazis" genre.

During the time we had our polls open, 266 erect viewers just like you weighed in on Surf Nazis Must Die. 131 of 'em thought it was great! 135 thought it was shit. Takes all kinds.

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Dave's Review

I'm pretty sure this is Troma's least entertaining movie I've seen. Here's the premise: there are Surf Nazis. They must die. Get it? Anyway, it's got a great title and a great box cover, but it just sucks.

Dave broke it down like so: Technology: 1 Action: 1 Nudity: 1 Coolness: 1 Badguys: 2 Gore: 1 Shock: 1 Dialog: 1 Post-Nuke?: Y Music: 1 Plot: 1 Length: Fine Overall: 1

Jim's Review

How many times can I stress this lesson: Cover Art Does NOT Make The Movie! I mean, it is called Surf Nazis Must Die. There is a surf Board with a chainsaw mounted on it on the cover, it is made by Troma, how can this be a bad thing. Well if the chainsaw board is never used, and the story isn't even disturbing and all you are just left wondering if it is worth inventing a time machine so that you can stop yourself to watching the movie. But when you watch Troma you have to be prepared for this sort of problem. I would only recommend this movie to someone who is a hard-core Troma fan, otherwise almost anything would be better.

Jim broke it down like so: Technology: 1 Action: 2 Nudity: 3 Coolness: 0 Badguys: 4 Gore: 2 Shock: 0 Dialog: 2 Post-Nuke?: Y Music: 3 Plot: 0 Length: Long Overall: 2