House: Ding Dong, You're Dead Review

House: Ding Dong, You're Dead came out in 1986 and was directed by the ever-cunty Steve Miner. We have used science (and possibly the box cover) to determine that this movie fits perfectly into the "Haunted House Horror" genre.

During the time we had our polls open, 162 shifty viewers just like you weighed in on House: Ding Dong, You're Dead. 97 of 'em thought it was great! 65 thought it was shit. Takes all kinds.

This is a Dave and Jim's B-Movie Review. This review was written some time between 1996 and 2001. Once you've sucked the marrow from this one, you can head back to the full list to pick another review for savoring. Do it again and again.

Dave's Review

This movie started out very slowly and I thought about forming a cocaine addiction. However, it soon sped up into a fun, fast-paced horror film with lots of neat gags. It's great!

Dave broke it down like so: Technology: 6 Action: 8 Nudity: 0 Coolness: 9 Badguys: 8 Gore: 5 Shock: 5 Dialog: 8 Post-Nuke?: N Music: 6 Plot: 7 Length: Fine Overall: 9

Jim's Review

We watched this movie because it was mentioned in Scream 2. We didn't expect it to be a good movie but it turned out to be great. The characters were strangely believable, especially his neighbor who was played by Cheers' Norm.

Jim broke it down like so: Technology: 7 Action: 7 Nudity: 0 Coolness: 9 Badguys: 8 Gore: 4 Shock: 3 Dialog: 8 Post-Nuke?: N Music: 6 Plot: 6 Length: Fine Overall: 8