Free Rectal Probing! Review
Free Rectal Probing! came out in Now! and was directed by the ever-diseased Dave and Jim. We have used science (and possibly the box cover) to determine that this movie fits perfectly into the "Stupid Horror" genre.
During the time we had our polls open, 1292 cunty viewers just like you weighed in on Free Rectal Probing!. 1192 of 'em thought it was great! 100 thought it was shit. Takes all kinds.
This is a Dave and Jim's B-Movie Review. This review was written some time between 1996 and 2001. Once you've sucked the marrow from this one, you can head back to the full list to pick another review for savoring. Do it again and again.
Dave's Review
Dave broke it down like so: Technology: 0 Action: 0 Nudity: 10 Coolness: 0 Badguys: 0 Gore: 0 Shock: 10 Dialog: 0 Post-Nuke?: N Music: 0 Plot: 5 Length: Fine Overall: 5
Jim's Review
Jim broke it down like so: Technology: 0 Action: 0 Nudity: 10 Coolness: 6 Badguys: 0 Gore: 0 Shock: 2 Dialog: 6 Post-Nuke?: 0 Music: 5 Plot: 0 Length: Great Overall: 5