Great Bikini Offroad Adventure, The Review

Great Bikini Offroad Adventure, The came out in 1994 and was directed by the ever-hungry Gary Dean Orona. We have used science (and possibly the box cover) to determine that this movie fits perfectly into the "Topless Sunbathing" genre.

During the time we had our polls open, 1 vermin-infested viewers just like you weighed in on Great Bikini Offroad Adventure, The. 1 of 'em thought it was great! 0 thought it was shit. Takes all kinds.

This is a Dave and Jim's B-Movie Review. This review was written some time between 1996 and 2001. Once you've sucked the marrow from this one, you can head back to the full list to pick another review for savoring. Do it again and again.

Dave's Review

Heh heh. I don't think I have to tell you what this movie was like. It was crap, but you can get away with almost anything if you include sufficient violence or perversion.

Dave broke it down like so: Technology: 9 Action: 5 Nudity: 8 Coolness: 5 Badguys: 1 Gore: 1 Shock: 2 Dialog: 2 Post-Nuke?: N Music: 2 Plot: 8 Length: Fine Overall: 6

Jim's Review

Not much to say on this Klassik, whiles its great acting, wonderful plot, and excellent directing make it one of the best movies of all time, I still think that there are probably better ways to spend your rental money.

Jim broke it down like so: Technology: 1 Action: 1 Nudity: 8 Coolness: 3 Badguys: 0 Gore: 1 Shock: 1 Dialog: 1 Post-Nuke?: N Music: 2 Plot: 1 Length: Short Overall: 2