2020 Texas Gladiators Review

2020 Texas Gladiators came out in 1982 and was directed by the ever-shitty Joe D'Amato. We have used science (and possibly the box cover) to determine that this movie fits perfectly into the "Post-Nuke!!" genre.

During the time we had our polls open, 454 puss-filled viewers just like you weighed in on 2020 Texas Gladiators. 268 of 'em thought it was great! 186 thought it was shit. Takes all kinds.

This is a Dave and Jim's B-Movie Review. This review was written some time between 1996 and 2001. Once you've sucked the marrow from this one, you can head back to the full list to pick another review for savoring. Do it again and again.

Dave's Review

This movie was really unusual. For the most part, it sucked ass - like it's supposed to. But it did have some interesting characters and themes. Unfortunately, these were jumbled into a mess and pretty much made no sense. Still, it's hard to go wrong with any post-apocalypse movie that contains raping. Right, Jim?

Dave broke it down like so: Technology: 2 Action: 7 Nudity: 7 Coolness: 3 Badguys: 4 Gore: 6 Shock: 3 Dialog: 2 Post-Nuke?: Yes Music: 2 Plot: 2 Length: Yay Overall: 5