Cyberninja Review

Cyberninja came out in 1988 and was directed by the ever-cunty Keita Amemiya. We have used science (and possibly the box cover) to determine that this movie fits perfectly into the "Badass Ninjas" genre.

During the time we had our polls open, 329 cum-stained viewers just like you weighed in on Cyberninja. 195 of 'em thought it was great! 134 thought it was shit. Takes all kinds.

This is a Dave and Jim's B-Movie Review. This review was written some time between 1996 and 2001. Once you've sucked the marrow from this one, you can head back to the full list to pick another review for savoring. Do it again and again.

Dave's Review

Let's be fucking clear here: this movie is great. I'm currently wishing like hell that I could find this movie on DVD. This movie shoved its cock into our eye sockets and...we loved it!

Dave broke it down like so: Technology: 10 Action: 10 Nudity: 0 Coolness: 10 Badguys: 10 Gore: 5 Shock: 5 Dialog: 2 Post-Nuke?: Who Knows Music: 6 Plot: 5 Length: 7 Overall: 9