Amityville Horror Review

Amityville Horror came out in 1979 and was directed by the ever-knob-gobbling Stuart Rosenberg. We have used science (and possibly the box cover) to determine that this movie fits perfectly into the "GET OUT" genre.

During the time we had our polls open, 336 multi-limbed viewers just like you weighed in on Amityville Horror. 206 of 'em thought it was great! 130 thought it was shit. Takes all kinds.

This is a Dave and Jim's B-Movie Review. This review was written some time between 1996 and 2001. Once you've sucked the marrow from this one, you can head back to the full list to pick another review for savoring. Do it again and again.

Dave's Review

A fine fuck of a flick. Damned decent. We recommend.

Dave broke it down like so: Technology: 1 Action: 7 Nudity: 2 Coolness: 7 Badguys: 8 Gore: 6 Shock: 6 Dialog: 7 Post-Nuke?: Unlikely Music: 8 Plot: 7 Length: Medium Pace Overall: 8