Hot Carl, Summer in the City Lyrics
by Dave Gauer
The original Summer in the City was written and performed by John Sebastian, Mark Sebastian, and Steve Boone of The Lovin' Spoonful. They were also responsible for Do You Believe in Magic?.
Hot Carl, summer in the city
Take a dump, feeling so shitty
Smells bad, isn't it a pity
Grab a bit and rub it on your titties
Squat down, take a crap on my forehead
Feel the warm weight, smells like the living dead
(Chorus)
But at night it makes me smile
Give me that steaming pile
Come-on come-on and crap all night
Despite the stink it'll be alright
And babe, don't you know it's a pity
That the days can't be like the nights
On my forehead, in the city
On my forehead, in the city