Phoenix Review

This is a Dave and Jim's B-Movie Review. The review itself dates to around 1996-1999.

Year1995
DirectorTroy Cook
GenreShitty B-SF
DBMM?no

The Review(s)

During the time that we had our polls open, 127 viewers like you thought Phoenix was watchable. 75 did not.

Dave's Review

Technology: 1
Action: 3
Nudity: 2
Coolness: 1
Badguys: 1
Gore: 3
Shock: 1
Dialog: 1
Post-Nuke?: N
Music: 3
Plot: 2
Length: Short
Overall: 2

Dave's Comments: There are many levels of 'B' movies. There are those that are so bad they're good (most Ed Wood movies). There are those that are so bad they're brilliant (most Troma Team movies). And then there are those that are so bad they're worse. This movie definately qualifies as one in the latter category. It's incredibly inept. But they didn't even try hard enough for it to warrant some good laughs for the attempt. Instead, it's just boring. I don't know if the script writers that pump this shit out are paid by the word or if they are truely boring people. Either way, their kind should be purged from the earth, and their salaries should be funneled to movie companies that deserve the money, like Troma Team.